oh your most controversial opinion is that pineapple goes on pizza? should we tell michael scott from the office? maybe joey from friends?

ohhhh my god you're fluent in sarcasm?

i got inspired

OH YOURE A FAN OF THE OXFORD COMMA? WHAT A FUN, UNIQUE, AND INTERESTING PERSONALITY TRAIT

A classic rinse

He deleted it.

[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,

Sis don't you just mean "pen"

oh no i don’t vape

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

tags from @cromerholt

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

hey why is your leitmotif playing over the bbeg's theme bro haha

Hey bro? Bro? Why did a tooltip just tell me to use ctrl to sprint?? Bro?? BRO??

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

Warning for cis men: if a trans woman invites you to play dungeons and dragons do NOT accept. She is attempting to induct you into her coven, and likely infect you with cooties

Out of my way loser I’m boutta get it

I am no longer a cis man

i have a very specific problem, which is that i thought a league of their own and yellowjackets were the same show. they are not.

i dont know, maybe i saw “yellowjackets” and thought “oh yes, the name of the lesbian’s baseball team…why are they eating people.”

you’re right, who am i to question the lesbians

hey now

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.

Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.

All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.