
got reminded of how much i want to have sex with garrus mass effect so pls reblog if you also want to have sex with garrus (mass effect)
And that’s how I want you to think of her! That was Carrie!
Our Lady of No Fucks Given,
Patron Saint of Meds and Snark -
She has loved us, she has left us
And she guides us through the dark.
who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman
stupid that “manspreading” became slang for men who sit badly on public transport instead of. you know what, never mind

[ID: The Tintin meme "What a week, huh?" "Captain, it's wednesday", but instead Captain Haddock says, in pink-colored text, "sparkle on! it's wednesday! don't forget to be yourself!", to which Tintin replies, "Captain, it's monday". /End ID]

So here's my new favourite thing happening on Tiktok:
Dutch people are making videos about Dutch culture in the same way Westerners make videos about Asian culture.
Things like:
-using a pink filter
-making traditional food
-mixing Dutch words into their English sentences
I think they're doing this to show how weird westerners treat Asian culture and I think its one of the best things to come out of Tiktok.
(They're calling it Dutchcore)



sorry your boyfriend got subducted. yeah he’s reintegrating with the mantle and sinking down to the core mantle boundary where he’ll heterogenize and be immediately overlayed by more subducted slab material. yeah he’s completely unrecognizable from when he was on the surface and only detectable by slight differences in seismic wave velocity. sorry :/
are you fucking serious
Oh FUCK OFF
[Seducing You] I made pasta.
men are always growing a chrysalis
women are always emerging from a chrysalis
what the hell is going on in there